No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.

I'm the girl whose skirt fell down in english class and went to prom as a sailor.



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"Every fairytale needs a good old-fashioned villain. You need me, or you're nothing."

thatenglishmajorquestion:

"what are you going to do with a degree in english?" wow I guess you don’t want an invite to the parisian literary salon oh well alice more absinthe and picasso for the rest of us

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georgeslays:

It’s Prince George’s first birthday today and within a year he has already become better than all of us. Bow down. 

(via tinafeyed)

trait:

trait:

trait:

THERES A FLASHMOB GOING ON IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS MALL

no wait its just a public zumba class

image

life changing

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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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