No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.

I'm the girl whose skirt fell down in english class and went to prom as a sailor.



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"Every fairytale needs a good old-fashioned villain. You need me, or you're nothing."

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

(via crystallized-teardrops)

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

(via fuckloadofquiche)

rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

(via crystallized-teardrops)

buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

(via nottwilightbella)

fukkkres:

white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks

white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!

(via thenotreadyforprimetimeplayer)

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