my follower count is my birth year
did you know jesus personally?
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell